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Debbie Says…Joe vs. Thor?

• Posted on July 11th, 2007 in Debbie Says
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Muscle men get lucky, Joe Schmo gets married – or so say UCLA researchers. Gawker reports that muscular dudes may get more play, but when it comes to settling down women prefer an average Joe.

According to Gawker, only “whorey” women go out with meat-heads – and then only for the, um, meat between their legs. Muscle guys get laid more because they have something to prove. Muscle boys are sluts because they crave self-worth and approval.

One woman interviewed concludes that big muscles and bad hygiene go together like steroids and locker rooms. But everyone knows muscle men are way into hygiene. They don’t call it a back, crack and sack wax for nothing.

Deep down inside our ovulatory selves we want a muscle guy to hunt bears and drag us by our hair. But for 25 days of my cycle, I want someone cuddly who’s not named Thor.

That’s why the average Joe’s win – survival of the sweetest.